INTERNET BUM

I'm fed up with trying to make a buck on the internet. I've tried MLM, afilliate programs, spent money on hits, banners and free signups. Now I'm broke and so disgusted that I have decided to become an internet bum. Maybe you know how I feel, if you can't lick 'em, join 'em. Give me $2 and I will give you your own internet bum site ready for hosting.